Dear Moderator,
Only if it's titled "What Really Grinds My Gears."
Sincerely,
Peter Griffin
Nevermind, there is always the Tap Room.
Dear Everyone,
Please line up for berry punches.
Sincerely,
Me
sounds a lot like the Black Hills! and reminds me...Dear Tourists to Our Small Mountain Community,
Contrary to what your "instincts" tell you, the laws of physics still apply in this beautiful place and getting hit by a car will feel the same at 5200' as it will at sea level, so please concentrate on what you're doing while crossing the street instead of walking around aimlessly in the middle of the highway.
Also, when you're driving please note that there are others in the road following you and they would like to get to where they're going in a timely fashion, so please stifle your tendency to adopt window-shopping speed (and stopping in the middle of the road!) while on the main thoroughfares. Can you say "narcissist"? I know you can!
PS--To all you "bikers" (the motor-powered variety): Yes, we usually have a few die on our roads up here every summer when the yuppie riders come up in droves. Here's a hint: When you lean your bike into a turn on one of our mountain roads, think very carefully about the gravel under your tires or else you might find yourself under a car or truck coming from the opposite direction.
PPS--To all the rock climbers: We also have a few of you die by falling off some of the famous climbing spots up here. Here's a hint for you newcomers: If you've only climbed on "climbing walls" in your local gym, please get the proper instruction before you try to traverse one of the routes on our magnificent rocks. Contrary to popular belief and what you have perhaps been told, climbing a man-made structure bears little resemblance to climbing a sheer granite face that is in a constant state of decomposition. Please know and respect your limits.
Sincerely,
--
A Concerned Local
Dear person,
"Too hoppy and bitter" is not constructive criticism when talking about a double IPA.
Sincerely
The brewer.
Dear Beer Judge at the 2014 COHO Spring Fling,
8+3+16+3+8=38 and not 35 as the total was shown on my scoresheet.
Sincerely,
Hefeweisen Entry #0127
BTW: I still wonder that if the scores were added up correctly, would it have medalled.
Dear Local Home Brew Store Employee,
Thank you for putting up with me and my questions. I am a better brewer now because of your help.
Sincerely,
A New Brewer.
Dear Beer Judge at the 2014 COHO Spring Fling,
8+3+16+3+8=38 and not 35 as the total was shown on my scoresheet.
Sincerely,
Hefeweisen Entry #0127
BTW: I still wonder that if the scores were added up correctly, would it have medalled.
Dear fellow drivers,
Put your phones down and drive.
Sincerely,
Guy who likes driving and has somewhere I'm trying to get to.
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